Showing posts with label lmao. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lmao. Show all posts
Friday, July 1, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Funny Fridayz
OMG I do this all the time! Especially when I'm home alone. I'll just be washing my hair with my eyes closed then I'll start feeling like someone is watching me LMAO!
damn whoever created vuvuzelas! DAMN YOU!
Haha I could never do this... because I am terrible at geology. Don't even ask me to name all 50 states lol
Friday, January 14, 2011
Funny Fridayz
LOL maybe I should watch this show more often
Seriously people we have more important things to worry about... like helping me pass college algebra. EVERYONE FOCUSE ON THAT INSTEAD!!! there problem solved LOL
LOL Oh Mr. Bloom, no one emotes quite like you.
This is my life. Boring literature is just so... boring
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Friday, January 7, 2011
Funny Fridayz
LOL why don't I own this movie?
ROTFLMAO ...Okay sorry it's a Spongebob reference
I'm sick of the song 2 Harry
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Saturday, January 1, 2011
Funny Fridayz
I know it's late but here you go...
This will be me when I take college algebra in the fall lol.
lol this is terrible.
I'll never understand why he hates Tobey so much. lol poor Tobey
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Friday, December 17, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
The internet is awesome
So I thought I would share some of my favorite internet meme's... If you dont know what a meme is go to http://knowyourmeme.com . If you do then ummm just read the post lol
Okay also watch this... JUST DO IT and don't ask questions lol
The "Forever Alone" meme lol poor emo guy
The "Y U NO" guy meme... he has terrible grammer and is quite dramatic
The "fffffffuuuuuuu" meme... for when really crappy things happen and you just want to scream F*#%!
My favorite the "Fuck Yea" meme... for when you realize how awesome you are
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
20 favorite movies
Soooo just taking a study break before my brain implodes lol... anyway
My Top 20 favorite movies in no particular order
1. Mean girls

"Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco".
This has the be the most quotable movie ever made. And oh so funny!
2. Superbad
"Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? "
McLovin is the coolist kid alive "Chicka chicka yeah"
3. Napoleon Dynamite

'Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!'
The most random movie ever! Love it 2 pieces
4. Dodgeball

"Amber: Justin! I love you!
Justin: I lov...
White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chachi! "
OMG the alternate ending LMAO
5. Tropic Thunder

"Tugg Speedman: [the boy hands him a box, he removes the cloth from the box and looks inside] A little twig-man oscar. I 'm going to call you half-squat, and you can call me... papa "
~~~~~~~
"Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure. "
This will never get old. Ben Stiller is so underrated
6. Th 40 year old virgin

"Andy Stitzer: What if she laughs at me?
Cal: Then you punch her in the fucking head. "
Love this so much lol
7. Pirates of the Caribbean ; Curse of the Black Pearl
"Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? "
Only JD could make pirartes hot
8. Aladdin

"Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble. "
Oh this movie I love it so much! and now I'm feeling all nostalgic
9. 500 days of summer

"Girl at Interview: Do you ever go to Angela's Plaza?
Tom: Yes... That's like my favorite spot in the city.
Girl at Interview: Yeah, except for the parking lots.
Tom: Yeah, yeah I agree.
Girl at Interview: Yeah, yeah I think I've seen you there.
Tom: Really?
Girl at Interview: Yeah...
Tom: I haven't seen you?
Girl at Interview: You must not have been looking...
Tom: ... "
My favorite Rom Com
10.The Dark knight

"Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! "
Best Super Hero movie ever made! seriously (shut up joker)
11. Harry Potter… all of them

"Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."
It's a story about friendship and Bravery.I'm so proud to be a part of the Harry Potter generation... I can't believe its over
12. Role Models

"Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine? "
Haha I love Paul Rudd
13.Dreamgirls

"Effie Melody White: Well, what am I supposed to do? Deena's beautiful, and she's always been beautiful... but I've got the voice, Curtis! I've got the voice! You can't put me in back; you just can't!"
Gosh I love J Hud
14. Precious

"Clareece 'Precious' Jones: The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days."
Such a good movie
15.Chicago

"Roxie: Who says that murder's not an art?"
I could watch this on a loop and never get sick of it
16.Rent

"All: [sung] NO DAY BUT TODAY! "
Oh this movie *cries*
17. Easy A
"Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. "
I feel you man, I feel you. Emma Stone is so funny I love her and I love this movie
8. The Mask

"The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'! "
Ummm it's Jim Carrey... That's all
19.Sweeney Todd

"Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
[looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it]
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."
The Creepiest musical ever... and I freaking love it
20. Lion King

"Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I. "
This movie is just a classic. Wait ...OMG Mufassa! *cries*
My Top 20 favorite movies in no particular order
1. Mean girls

"Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco".
This has the be the most quotable movie ever made. And oh so funny!
2. Superbad
"Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? "
McLovin is the coolist kid alive "Chicka chicka yeah"
3. Napoleon Dynamite

'Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!'
The most random movie ever! Love it 2 pieces
4. Dodgeball

"Amber: Justin! I love you!
Justin: I lov...
White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chachi! "
OMG the alternate ending LMAO
5. Tropic Thunder

"Tugg Speedman: [the boy hands him a box, he removes the cloth from the box and looks inside] A little twig-man oscar. I 'm going to call you half-squat, and you can call me... papa "
~~~~~~~
"Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure. "
This will never get old. Ben Stiller is so underrated
6. Th 40 year old virgin

"Andy Stitzer: What if she laughs at me?
Cal: Then you punch her in the fucking head. "
Love this so much lol
7. Pirates of the Caribbean ; Curse of the Black Pearl
"Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? "
Only JD could make pirartes hot
8. Aladdin

"Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble. "
Oh this movie I love it so much! and now I'm feeling all nostalgic
9. 500 days of summer

"Girl at Interview: Do you ever go to Angela's Plaza?
Tom: Yes... That's like my favorite spot in the city.
Girl at Interview: Yeah, except for the parking lots.
Tom: Yeah, yeah I agree.
Girl at Interview: Yeah, yeah I think I've seen you there.
Tom: Really?
Girl at Interview: Yeah...
Tom: I haven't seen you?
Girl at Interview: You must not have been looking...
Tom: ... "
My favorite Rom Com
10.The Dark knight

"Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! "
Best Super Hero movie ever made! seriously (shut up joker)
11. Harry Potter… all of them

"Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."
It's a story about friendship and Bravery.I'm so proud to be a part of the Harry Potter generation... I can't believe its over
12. Role Models

"Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine? "
Haha I love Paul Rudd
13.Dreamgirls

"Effie Melody White: Well, what am I supposed to do? Deena's beautiful, and she's always been beautiful... but I've got the voice, Curtis! I've got the voice! You can't put me in back; you just can't!"
Gosh I love J Hud
14. Precious

"Clareece 'Precious' Jones: The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days."
Such a good movie
15.Chicago

"Roxie: Who says that murder's not an art?"
I could watch this on a loop and never get sick of it
16.Rent

"All: [sung] NO DAY BUT TODAY! "
Oh this movie *cries*
17. Easy A
"Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. "
I feel you man, I feel you. Emma Stone is so funny I love her and I love this movie
8. The Mask

"The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'! "
Ummm it's Jim Carrey... That's all
19.Sweeney Todd

"Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
[looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it]
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."
The Creepiest musical ever... and I freaking love it
20. Lion King

"Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I. "
This movie is just a classic. Wait ...OMG Mufassa! *cries*
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